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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2009, 09:50:21 AM »
Why did the walrus get drunk and go to the Tupperware party?


He was looking for a tight seal...
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 12:13:59 AM »
Necroposting:

A seal walks into a club.

Ouch.  ;D
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2012, 08:17:09 AM »
Naked guy wrapped in Saran wrap goes to the psychiatrist and asks, " so, doc, what do you think is wrong with me?"







head doc replied:  Well, sir, I can clearly see your nuts.
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2012, 08:39:31 AM »
how do you find out who the richest person in mexico is ?

you throw a quarter into the street and whoever gets it is the richest person .
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2012, 07:48:37 PM »
Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2012, 08:21:46 PM »
The Chinese are stereotyped as being good in math.  Whether this is true or not is debatable.  What is not debatable, is this:  With a population of 1.3 billion, they sure do know how to multiply.  :)
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2012, 10:37:16 PM »
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
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Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2012, 09:51:40 PM »
An old Gent falls to the sidewalk  and hits his head. A Passer by rushes to his aid, picks him up an cradels him while waiting for help.

The good samaritan looks down into the old fellas weary face and with great sincerity asks " Sir, are you comfortable?"
To which the stricken gent opens his eyes and says " I make a decent living."

Thank you once more Mr. Henny Youngman.
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2012, 07:10:05 PM »
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2012, 07:10:48 PM »
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Re: Official Corny Jokes Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2012, 08:22:05 PM »
Obamacare = pain pills instead of treatment
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