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>         > Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old
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>         > man
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>         > walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking
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>         > slowly.
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>         > One student said to his friend:
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>     > "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
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>     > Those people walk just like that."
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>     > The other student says:
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>     > "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
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>     > He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
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>     > Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They
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>     > approached
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>     > him
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>     > and one of the students said to him,
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>     > "We're medical students and couldn't help
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>     > but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you
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>     > have.
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>     > Could you tell us what it is?"
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>     > The old man said,
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>     > "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students
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>     > think."

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    > The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

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    > The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

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    > The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

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    > The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

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> So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

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> The old man said,

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> "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

 

hahaha..